Na pewnym boardzie wpadli na pomysł porównywania własnych wacków do konkretnych modeli broni palnej,
Ludzie to mają pomysły.
We compare our dicks to guns.
PP-2000
Small but sprays like crazy.
Probably a derringer that shoots .177 pellets
Glock.
It instantly explodes when touched
Flintlock
Decent sized, 1 shot, and a smoke after.
Standard 17th century black powder musket.
powerful, wildly inaccurate, hardly ever used outside of a few recreational purposes.
Hi-Point C-9
Average size, but doesn't last very long.
Chauchat.
It was designed shitily and does not want to work.
Derringer
You can have it in your hand at any time and no one will know.
SKS
mainly used innawoods.
M16
Doesn't live up to the hype and requires a lot of attention.
FAMAS
Talked about a lot, but sees little action
OICW
Big, heavy, and it doesn't fucking work.
CZ-75
They all rant and rave about it but I think it's pretty fucking average.
M14
Cause it's old, but it'll still tear your shit apart.
Any bullpup (actually has a full length barrel, but most of it is hidden inside)
specifically, p90 (feels great in the hand, but not many people use it.)